"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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