Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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