so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
i think i just lost a toe
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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