I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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