We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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