If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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