This girl is more easily done than said...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
