im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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