If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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