There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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