Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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