Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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