you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Of course I have a pirate flag
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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