is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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