Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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