I am in a vortex of obligation.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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