am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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