i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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