you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
