Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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