So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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