fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
