She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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