he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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