I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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