So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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