What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i can't believe i had my finger in that
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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