I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
