Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
