We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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