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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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