i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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