it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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