Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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