But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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