I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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