I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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