would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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