He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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