This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
