That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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