Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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