Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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