how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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