is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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