Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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