Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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