Buhtt sex?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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