brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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