she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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