covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
