Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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