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• (818): View more from California

  we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....

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• (516): View more from New York

  He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS

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• (315): View more from New York

  Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?

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  Shame?

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