he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Randomize
