Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We had sex on a dog bed..
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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